Vacancy open – Technical Director
A vacancy has opened at WHUFC who are in need of a Technical Director
Certain skills are necessary for this role,
You must be bi-lingual especially on eastern block and Geordie languages
Must have skills in identifying quality players from NewcastleÂ
Must have medical skills for long periods of assistance in the West Ham injury room
Must be willing to operate the tills at Iceland’s frozen foods on Sundays till 4pm
Please send CV’s to ima.twat@whufc.com
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correction from the WHUFC boardroom – ‘please ignore the requirement for some sort of medical skills; this is a desirable but non essential element of the job description, since our current medical backroom staff favour the more radical ‘wing and a prayer’ approach to injury recovery, believing that most club physios are misguided on their over-reliance on conventional approaches to treatment’