Interpreter Needed!!

Can somebody please interpret this article for me, and let me know what the guy is on about?

Barwick’s mob - damned if they do, damned if they don’t?

Have you heard the news re the FAs search for a new England manager? Apparently, in response to the criticism that none of the committee are ‘football men’, they are now set to ask just about anybody who is or was anybody about their views on who the successor to McClaren should be. The list comprises such illustrious names as Charlton and Beckenbauer, Wenger, Ferguson (Alex not Barry you understand), Hoddle and Taylor as well as some of the higher profile current players.

So, do people now say that they are displaying a total lack of leadership and vision or that they are practising a democratic model of inclusive decision-making?

One wonders how far these disparate personalities will give Barwick and his cronies the same message - or will they simply end up with a wide variety of opinions, resulting in them needing to go with their gut instinct / available and willing candidates, which they could have done in the first place!

Barwick’s mob - damned if they do, damned if they don’t?

Have you heard the news re the FAs search for a new England manager? Apparently, in response to the criticism that none of the committee are ‘football men’, they are now set to ask just about anybody who is or was anybody about their views on who the successor to McClaren should be. The list comprises such illustrious names as Charlton and Beckenbauer, Wenger, Ferguson (Alex not Barry you understand), Hoddle and Taylor as well as some of the higher profile current players.

So, do people now say that they are displaying a total lack of leadership and vision or that they are practising a democratic model of inclusive decision-making?

One wonders how far these disparate personalities will give Barwick and his cronies the same message - or will they simply end up with a wide variety of opinions, resulting in them needing to go with their gut instinct / available and willing candidates, which they could have done in the first place!

Harry in corruption scandal!

I wrote a little article about ol Harry quite recently and his Dirty deed

Confused! Why is Harry saying ” They only wanted to ask me some question’s, Its not me they are after” But Harry, they raided your house at 6 o clock in the morning, Mind you, this could be the new way for assisting police from London, Before, they used to put 6 bullets in your head, than ask questions. ahhh how times change.

Now he is involved in yet more scandal, the City of London police carted him off for questioning, concerning

Derby Reserves 0-8 West Ham Reserves

Scott Parker and Dean Ashton both played 90 minutes in a big victory at
Derby

Scott Parker and Dean Ashton both got a valuable 90 minutes under their belt
as Kevin Keen’s men enjoyed a striking 8-0 win at Derby County on Monday
night.

Ashton and Junior Stanislas each scored twice, while Hogan Ephraim, Kyel
Reid and captain Jack Collison also got in on the act, along with a Derby
own goal, in a Premier League Reserve match played at Burton Albion FC.
While much of the focus was on Parker and Ashton, Ephraim scored in his
first game back in the claret and blue after a loan at Queen’s Park Rangers,
Collison continued the goalscoring form seen recently with