That is so Funny – But not if your a Sheffield Utd Fan
March 19th, 2009 | 
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A West Ham United fan and a Sheffield United fan get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Sheffield United fan says,
“So you’re a West Ham fan, that’s interesting. I’m a Sheffield United fan… Wow! Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”
The West Ham fan replied,”I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!”
The West Ham fan continued, “And look at this – here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whiskey didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then he hands the bottle to the Sheffield United fan. The Sheffield United fan nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the West Ham fan. The West Ham fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Sheffield United fan.
The Sheffield United fan asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The West Ham fan replies, “No. I think I will just wait for the police…”
Q. What’s the difference between Bramall Lane and a hedgehog?
A. On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do you say to a Sheffield United fan with a job?
A: Can I have a Big Mac please!
A recent advertising campaign from Holsten Pils – slightly adjusted by Wednesday fans so the little piggy is wearing his beloved blunts shirt!
Funnily enough, one of these adverts was placed bang outside Bramall Lane!
Q: What do you call a Blunts fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar
With it being his first visit to Bramall Lane the guy wasn’t sure on where to go so decided he’d better ask a passer-by for directions…
“Excuse me sir could you please tell me how to get to Bramall Lane?”
“Yeah mate, Just follow the crowds”
Needless to say the poor Ipswich fan ended up outside Tesco’s.
None – they’re quite happy living in the shadows of the Owls
“Well, what time can you get here ?”
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Actually I’m a Blade and I think the ‘Gayer Than Wales’ pic is hilarious. I’m not gay myself BTW, but it is funny. PS. Thanks for the dosh…
West Ham having to pay £25m now thats funny.
CHEATS : )
Loadsa money!
Loadsa money?
Not really. Just a few scraps from our table. We’ll recoup that in after a few home matches. Can’t see you replicating that in games against Doncaster et al next season.
Enjoy your £25m (max). We’ll be enjoying another £50-60m for next season just as we did this season. NOW THAT’S FUNNY!
Blades staying in the fizzy pop league and continually whinging, now that’s funny.
P.s. Why you blades keep thanking us for the dosh I don’t know. You lot won’t see it spent on players it’s going straight into you’re greedy owners pocket, and it’s in installments.
C’Mon Yu Sheff U fans, its light hearted humour, And Dave is right, A majority of that money will have to go out in claims from clubs that sold you players in the past.
Enjoy it while you can, we will still be raking in the £50+million a year in the BIG EPL.
We all know if it wasnt for the imminent sale of the club west hams lawyers would have tied mcCabe up in knots. Take the scaps from our plate and stop Embarrassing yourselves. We are all laughing at the blunts and their greedy manager, whu are on the up and sheff utd are a laughing stock. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..bored of it all now.
not so funny now boys is it,your going down,im for ever blowing bubbles,grow up
yea it still is funny, always will be, you had to get a result last day of the season and you fukd it up. it had nothing to do with any west ham player/owner/chairman, it was just your poor teams inability to cut it in the prem, now thats what i call funny. (ps watching last years playoff final made me snigger too)
…and we’re obviously not going down. Not because we’re amazing or anything, but because there’s some really poor teams saving our bacon. Just like the year you and two other really poor teams saved our bacon. How’s the TV rights money doing? We’ve scooped another 120m since? Still laughinng over here…..