If you’re reading this, then we should congratulate Manchester United on defeating Portsmouth on Monday. This week,

Luca Toni, the so called presumable signing that Gianluca Nani will be signing for West ham in the summer transfer window has stated he will not be leaving Bayern.
Since leaving Fiorentina last summer his season at Bayern has been nothing short of fantastic, scoring 18 goals for Bayern making him the top scorer [...]